| Vincent Vega Conference | |||||||
| Adam West Division | |||||||
| Team | GP | W | L | T | GF | GA | PTS |
| Egghammers | 13 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 619.00 | 416.00 | 25 |
| Dead Rabbits | 13 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 468.75 | 511.00 | 10 |
| Justin's Knights | 13 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 471.50 | 500.25 | 9 |
| Rushin | 13 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 405.50 | 519.75 | 9 |
| William Shatner Division | |||||||
| Team | GP | W | L | T | GF | GA | PTS |
| Petticoat Junction | 13 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 498.50 | 476.75 | 15 |
| The Sarge | 13 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 481.75 | 452.25 | 14 |
| Crazy Horse | 13 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 461.00 | 489.00 | 12 |
| Merkamaniacs | 13 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 463.75 | 504.75 | 10 |
| Jules Winnfield Conference | |||||||
| Al Bundy Division | |||||||
| Team | GP | W | L | T | GF | GA | PTS |
| Speedholes | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 508.50 | 424.00 | 16 |
| Filthy McNasty's | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 401.50 | 424.50 | 16 |
| Downie Syndrome | 13 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 408.00 | 395.50 | 14 |
| PB Heroes | 13 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 410.75 | 411.50 | 12 |
| Homer Simpson Division | |||||||
| Team | GP | W | L | T | GF | GA | PTS |
| G-MEN | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 491.00 | 365.25 | 20 |
| Katana | 13 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 395.75 | 398.00 | 12 |
| Octo-Buttsy | 13 | 4 | 9 | 0 | 340.50 | 400.50 | 8 |
| Clamhammers HC | 13 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 372.75 | 509.50 | 6 |
| Dead Rabbits | 21.75 | Rushin | 31.00 | |
| Justin's Knights | 29.25 | Egghammers | 56.25 | |
| Petticoat Junction | 23.75 | Crazy Horse | 18.50 | |
| Merkamaniacs | 29.00 | The Sarge | 42.25 | |
| PB Heroes | 16.25 | Downie Syndrome | 31.50 | |
| Filthy McNasty's | 18.50 | Speedholes | 20.75 | |
| Clamhammers HC | 32.25 | Katana | 25.75 | |
| G-MEN | 27.00 | Octo-Buttsy | 19.25 |
| Player | Team | PTS |
| Eric Staal | Downie Syndrome | 66.50 |
| Steven Stamkos | Petticoat Junction | 65.00 |
| Alexander Ovechkin | Rushin | 65.00 |
| Martin St. Louis | The Sarge | 63.50 |
| Mike Ribeiro | Rushin | 62.25 |
| Chris Kunitz | Speedholes | 61.75 |
| Sidney Crosby | Speedholes | 60.00 |
| Ryan Getzlaf | Egghammers | 59.25 |
| Taylor Hall | The Sarge | 58.25 |
| Patrick Kane | Petticoat Junction | 57.00 |
| Goalie | Team | PTS |
| Antti Niemi | Clamhammers HC | 41.00 |
| Jimmy Howard | Rushin | 39.75 |
| Evgeni Nabokov | Filthy McNasty's | 38.25 |
| Player | Team | PTS |
| Henrik Zetterberg | The Sarge | 10.00 |
